Funny Birthday Jokes - Funny Jokes For birthday/happy birthday

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• The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

• Time and tide wait for no sandcastle, no matter how well it's built.

• All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts. --William Shakespeare

• What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays.

• Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

• What does every birthday end with? Y!

• I much prefer being over the hill to being under it.

• The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet...

• Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven.

• When I was a child my family was so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.

• It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. "Oh, I don't know", she said. "Just give me something with diamonds". That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.

• What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays.