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• "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies." 
• 40 is only 18 years old with 22 years of experience 
• You know you're forty when police men start looking like teenagers 
• You know you're forty when your friends start becoming grand parents 
• Life begins an forty, so does middle age spread and cataracts! 
• Remember where you've been forget where your going. It'll only scare you. 
• Only 87,600 hours until you're 50 
• Be very glad it's not your 50th 
• Old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway 
• Now your forty, hit the town and party til dawn 
• You know you're forty when pensions start becoming interesting 
• Did it only take 40 years to look as good as that
• A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her 40th birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?" He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
• "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?" "That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!"