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• Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

• At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement.

• "You're 21 now, so you can drink. Just think in 14 years you can become president of the United States. Just because you can do something doesn't mean it's a good idea to try. Happy Birthday."

• Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing 21st Birthday family tradition. His father, grandfather, and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal drink. So when Bubba's 21st birthday came around, he and his mate Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped out of the boat, and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother. "Grandma," he said, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?" Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and answered, "Because your father, your grandfather, and your great-grandfather were born in January,when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July, you dumb ass."

• All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

• When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself.

• At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement.