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• 1.When you sleep, people worry you’re dead. 
• Your back goes out more than you do. 
• Your best friend is dating someone half their age...and aren’t breaking any laws. 
• You wear black socks with sandals. 
• When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio. 
• It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. 
• Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr. 
• You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going. 
• Getting “lucky” means you found your car in the parking lot. 
• You forgot that you already had your 60th birthday.
• For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
• One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
• The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
• You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, middle age, and "you're looking wonderful".
• Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.