spit out the plate

"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should spit out the plate!

son's birthday party

A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, "Hello." "Are you the game warden?" she asked.

"Yes."

"Finally Ah've got the right person!" she said. "Could yaw'l gimme some help with my son's birthday party?"

surprise you

BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

VCP

Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday"
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"

thank you

Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday?
Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough.

A stole.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?
A stole.

Happy one

Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one!