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Monday, April 27, 2009

spit out the plate

"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should spit out the plate!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

son's birthday party

A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, "Hello." "Are you the game warden?" she asked.

"Yes."

"Finally Ah've got the right person!" she said. "Could yaw'l gimme some help with my son's birthday party?"

Saturday, April 25, 2009

surprise you

BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Friday, April 24, 2009

VCP

Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday"
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"

Thursday, April 23, 2009

thank you

Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday?
Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

A stole.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?
A stole.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Happy one

Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one!